Welcome to Essay Confidential

Who are you?

I'm a jaded grad from the big H down by the Charles river in Cambridge. I am working in tech, in particular the big blue F that you likely visit everyday.

Why are you doing this?

Aside from a decent source of drinking money, I realized the reason for my lack of enthusiasm for life was caused by the absence of creative agency. This is a contrived solution that I believe might be the unique plan that satisfies the idiosyncrasies of my particular circumstance.

Are you for real? Are you a scam?

How do you tell what is real? Do you really exist? Are you a metaphorical soul in a disembodied voice? As far as strange websites online goes for anonymous services, yes, it may seem that way.

What guaranteee do I have?

None. Save for the fact that I'm providing this service as a way to exercise my literary synthesis that's otherwise going to atrophy as I sit on my ass coding all day.

Aren’t you worried people will steal these free essays?

No. The magic of Google indexing is both protection from these free essays posted here as well as my defense against chargeback scams. Simply making the essay public renders them useless. In practice, once I instituted this "publifying" policy for chargeback essays, the chargeback rate dropped down to a low 2%.

Why are you doing all this?

I'm jaded with the corporate life and I want to write. I'm a lazy ass who spends all his free time drinking free booze from his privileged tech job. I tried writing on my own and it was too hard to build up motivation each day. This actually puts external pressure to write and I've found money to be an exceptional motivator in providing an excellent service.